Make-overs

So I want to get to this first, I know some were worried about poor little Olivia's status.

But after a trip to the doctors, a minor surgery Olivia is a normal toddler ready to crawl into the world, learn how to talk and walk without being mocked by the other children of Twinbrook.

She definitely looks just like Kessa, the same strawberry blonde hair and dark grey eyes. I'm in love with her pretty little face. But I'm wondering what features of Shark she'll get.

"I love when her hairs in piggy tails!"

Can we all just take a moment to go ga-ga over little Olivia? I didn't think you could create something so freaking precious, Kessa! Insert moment of coos and awws and baby talk.

"What can I say? I've got good genes."

So pretty much everything was breaking on Kessa and Shark. So their schedule was; eat, feed the babies, fix the toilet before using it, take a shower and break it. Next person fixes shower, before showering again, goes to wash the dirty dishes and the sink breaks, yada yada yada. Lots of puddles and a very annoyed me. And with Shark getting promoted again to Substitute teacher, everyone is having a horrible experience with getting everything done.

"Life is really chaotic. I miss the days when I lived by myself, just did the daily make over of the Sims of Twinbrook, and complain to you about yourself."

Those were the days, just you and me and the open world...

"Don't try and make it like we were ever buddies, lady. We are in a forced situation and we are dealing with it. Got it?"

Shaaarkk! She's being mean again...

I had to put pictures of little Olivia. I wish the lights were on in her room but I didn't think about that during the snapshot time. She's so cute to me. I just want to steal her away.

"Olivia stays in her home, with her parents. You will not take Livy anywhere!"

Awww, Livy. What an adorable nickname. All the more to steal her!

"I look so hot with long hair. It grew out all nicely."

Yes, Kessa's hair got longer and I love it. The short hair was cute but I'm glad it's longer. Makes you look more like a Mom. And also makes you look older. Extremely older...:D And your hubby also got a new look, it was well over do.

"Yeah, I noticed we both kind of had the same hair cut..."

It was cute at first. But I like his shorter, looks more grown up. And I like his new outfit, it's not so slobby. More, young father. You guys look all cute now. I wish I could be apart of your family...

"You are so weird."

We have two models in the family! So cute.

Anyways, so today Shark got to change his lifetime wish, we all know it was bugging poor Kess and himself too. After a long discussion with Kessa he chose Golden Tongue, Golden Fingers. I think it's reasonable lifetime wish to achieve before he kicks the can and everyone loves a boy with a guitar.

"Not that he's using it to get any girls."

No, not at all.

"He's doing it because he's naturally charismatic and has always wanted to play guitar."

You don't have to tell me Kessa, I know why.

I'm sorry for no updates on Tegan but she's still invisible and we are anxiously waiting for her to become a toddler so we can go see about fixing this problem. So hopefully next update she will be viewable and we can all gush over her.

Deformed and Invisible Babies

"You will not believe what Shark just told me!"

He still on that you're pregnant rant?

"No this is about Sinbad. But before I tell you I must say, I don't want to hear about Sinbad anymore! Both of you think I care so much but I barely remember that Spike wanna be. Anyways, I guess Shark's grandma Marigold is dating him."

Oh wow. He...really like those older ladies.

"Yeah, I just thought you would enjoy hearing that. But back to Shark constantly telling me I'm pregnant. He was right."

Definitely going to make Shark look into the physic career! How crazy is that! (Shark really did know she was pregnant before her. Right after they tried for a baby he had a want to rub her belly and talk to it. Shark is just the perfect husband *happy sigh*)

"This is all just so crazy, we just had Olivia and now another one is on the way. And I miss going to work all the time, I'm just stuck drawing at my table, changing diapers while Shark gets to go out and I'm just home. I want to go to work!"

I doubt Shark thinks that, I bet he'd prefer to be a stay at home dad but he brings in a daily income and especially since another little Kessa is coming we need that. You guys have like four thousand on hand. But hey, you got a promotion from at home sketches so you just need to take what you get.

"I know, I know. Just after this one I'm hiring a baby sitter and going straight back to work!"

I heard babysitters have a tendency to steal the kids.

"Well if they want to take a screaming, stinky, little bundle of joy home for themselves, more power to them."

And you wonder why it's hard to trust you with Olivia.

Yaaayy! You're fat again. I luff when you're all chubby.

"You are rude,"

You love it, Kessy.

"That's Shark's nick name for me. You are NOT allowed to use it."

I don't think angering the person who controls if you die or not is wise, Kessy.

Yay for baby number two! Woo! This pregnancy was awfully fast. Oh no... what if it's a preemie?

"Can we talk about this when I'm--AAAAHH!--not in labor!?"

Yes, yes. Go! Give birth to your beautiful child! While you leave poor Olivia to have her birthday all alone...to grow up scared and confused. 'Where's momma?'

"SHUT UP!"

AHH! Oh my jeeze! Oh my what is this monster?

Oh, that's right. It's Olivia. This was what I was talking about, deformed children. I'm curious as to why it didn't show up as a baby but I'll never know with this ridiculousness.

Thank God, Kessa didn't see this...

"But I did! My poor Olivia! Can this be fixed?"

We just have to have good thoughts about it.

Ugh...Kess what are you holding?

"I'm holding Tegan."

I don't see this..."Tegan" character.

"Do we have to talk about this?"

I'd like to know why you are holding nothing in your arms. Oh no...no...she has The Invisible Baby syndrome :O No!

"No!"

"NO!"

Will Olivia ever get a normal body and will we ever get to see the darling Tegan?

Meet the Baby

"Shark thought I was crying from the pain but I was definitely in tears from the fact that it happened to me. I was shirtless and I couldn't change it."

I swear on my life Kessa that will never happen again. It really angered me because baby bump shots were pretty much non-existent. I really need to find and get rid of the evil topless-ness! So you and your shirtless self and Shark hopped in a cab and raced to the hospital where you promptly gave birth. Aww!

Name: Olivia James
Generation: 2

Traits: Clumsy, Virtuoso.

Favorites: Latin music, fish and chips, and the color blue.

She's so precious. Virtuoso, she's gonna want to be a little rock star when she's older!

"Of course she is precious, she is my child."

If baby Olivia could talk I bet that she would say that she was she was mine. Maybe even Shark would say the same thing.

"Shark actually finds you quite weird so I don't think that's his train of thought."

Demonic much?

"I hate bad angles."

You look like you're about to eat your baby! Like Megan Fox in Jennifer's Body. Except...she didn't eat babies, she ate boys. Same deal. You're creepy and I don't quite trust you with Olivia. I have my eye on you. And Shark...mmmm.

Aww! Shark and Olivia. He's so good with her. And never gives a creepy demonic look while holding her. He also got a promotion in his job, I don't remember the name but all that counts is he's moving up the ladder!

"Kessa thinks I'm crazy but I'm pretty sure she's already pregnant again."

That does kind of seem skeptical, Shark-boy. I mean, she's not showing and she doesn't really have any signs.

"A man just knows."

The saying a woman just knows. But alright, I can dig it...But I feel like it's not that likely.

"You just wait, lady,"

"Who's he?"

You know who that is! It's Goodwin.

"What kind of name is Goodwin?"

...The good kind? I don't know. Why don't you remember him? He was one of the first people you met in Twinbrook.

"I have no recollection of this man but whatever you say. Why is he here?"

It wasn't really stated. I think he wanted to meet your baby or something. (Kessa really had no idea who this guy was when he showed up and Shark didn't know him either so I was like..wtf?)

"He scared me. But he told me something about Clark Peddler, my first client."

What?

"Clark's having a baby! Looks like my styling not only boosted his job but got him a wife and now a kid. I'm so amazing."

I'm so proud of you.

So now the question is, is Shark secretly harboring the insane trait or did he really foresee Kessa being pregnant again?

It Happened To Me

I forgot to put Shark's stat's up last post :/ wah wah.

Name: Shark James (formerly known as Shark Racket)

Generation: 1, Founder's spouse

Lifetime Wish: Heartbreaker

Traits: Flirty, Great Kisser, Hot-Headed, Athletic, Charismatic

Favorites: Soulful music, hamburgers hot off the grill and the color red. Which is why if he ever says anything he will be in red.

"Shark never told me..."

Told you what Kess?

"His lifetime wish. Heartbreaker!? What kind of fast one does he think he's trying to pull!"

Yeah...I didn't really want to be the one to tell you but I thought he said something. And I was kind of flipping through his black book and found a few girls names with hearts next to them.

"I...I can't believe this. I'm having this liars kid!"

"Kessy, listen to me."

"Why is he here?"

You guys need to talk this out. Shark-boy, just tell her what you told me.

"Kess I was a different man before I met you. Yeah I had a few girlfriends before you but isn't the only thing that matters is that I chose you? I love you Kess, and when I get the time I'll call those girls and tell them its over. And maybe we can get my lifetime wish changed."

"...That'd be nice."

Awww, Shark-boy! I luff you.

You might be wondering why Shark-boy is running into this building while that creepy girl just stands there and never moved. Well, Shark thought it was best to get a steady job as a Playground Moniter to bring in some more money. So sweet.

"Yeah, with me not being able to work with the pregnancy he wanted to pitch in. Plus he felt that once he gets promoted enough he can hassle his old school teachers."

Its a win-win.

You're so fat.

"Yeah, it's grossing me out too."

"Do you guys not see the beauty and amazingness of pregnancy?"

I'm pretty sure the only thing we're seeing is the fat.

*nods* "And now it's hard to sleep. And I'm so freaking hungry all the time. Can this baby leave now?"

So guess what I found out while you were drawing green pants?

"You're going to tell me even if I say I don't want to know, aren't you?"

Sinbad and Mary are divorced.

"Oh my...Oh my...Why would you tell me this?"

I don't know...I think it's kinda funny.

"You have some sick humor, lady! Ow.."

What? What's happening?

"I heard yelling, what's going on!"

"I think I'm going into labor."

Before I end this I would like to note I do realize Kessa is shirtless. She caught the awful topless bug. It disturbed the both of us and made it really hard to get any pregnancy pictures, that's why there was two. But yes, will Kessa get to throw on a shirt before she heads to the hospital? And is this beautiful baby going to be a girl or boy?

"Please note that this can happen to anyone, anyone can get the topless bug. Don't feel afraid. There is help. It happened to me, and it can happen to you."

Shark-boy!

Kessy-boo I think you have some news to shaaaaree!

"We're just going to start off like that?"

Of course its the biggest news ever!

"Fine...soon after that whole denial-engagement thing...Shark broke up with his girlfriend Collette Dette...for me."

Woooo wooo woo! And you didn't even ask him too! (Shark actually broke up with Collette later that day of meeting Kessa, before they were even flirty with each other. I love Shark-boy)

"Sooo, when he showed up later that week I couldn't help myself and asked him again."

Look at the smug look on your face. It's all "Yeeaaahh, get all giddy Shark-boy." Gosh I love you two.

Yaaaayyy for marriage! But that was really fast. Didn't want to wait for the honeymoon any longer, aye? ;D

"Actually I just didn't want him to have any time to realize that he didn't want to marry me."

That reason works for me too.

WOOOO-HOOO! Literally.

"Oh my God I can't believe you were watching us! And even worse took a picture!"

Oh calm down, I accidentally looked in. I didn't stay any longer than enough time to snap a photo for our viewers.

"I'm gonna be sick."

Kess?

"What's wrong with her?"

S-Shark-boy? When did you get here?

"I heard my wife puking and I got a little worried and came out here. Is everything alright?"

"Ughh...I'm alright Shark. At least for now. I think. I have had the worst stomach bug for so long now."

Oh my goodness, Kessa what if you have the Swine Flu?

"Oh my llamas what if I do? Shark can we go to to the doctor's?"

"Of course Kessy."

You are so sweet, Shark...mmm...Ughm. Right. This is serious, people die from this! I had a friend in the hospital from this pig flu. I hope you're alright.

"Oh my llamas."

What's wrong? Kess? Are you going to die on me! But you just got married, you have a whole life ahead of you! A man who loves you! Wait...if you die then...Shark's single...and I'm single...

"Jeeze, lady. Will you just look at the next picture?"

Oh sweet apple pie I didn't even think of that. You Kessa James are pregnant.

Fairytale Ending?

So if I remember, we left off with this pretty little boy. Who is he you ask? None other than Shark Racket. He has a sketchy family but he seems nothing but good hearted. And Shark was all too pleased when Kessa stopped him on his afternoon jog.

"He's so sexy."

I think we can all agree on that. But after Sinbad I don't want to you to go throwing yourself at some boy.

"Too late."

You took him to your house to seduce him! I knew that whole innocent act was a phony!

"I did not! I merely wanted some one on one time without standing on the streets. I don't want the whole town knowing my buisness."

Or were you just afraid you'd see Sinbad?

"Sinbad is a thing of my past now, I don't care what he sees or how he feels about it."

Good girl. I see your emotions have changed from our earlier conversation.

"I am resilient."

Well little Shark-boy here seems to be making moves on you. Oooo! Hm, as time goes on I am beginning to like this one. Hopefully you won't chase him away.

"Shark-boy? Really now? Is that just made up or were you taking it from a certain movie starring the wolf guy?"

I stumbled upon the name by accident. I was...how you say "fawning" over that boy and I then remembered that cute little movie he was in and yada-yada-yada I couldn't pass it up. Shark-boy!

"Am I suppose to be Lava-girl?"

I guess. Makes sense because Lava-girl annoyed the boinkers out of me.

Oh my. Oh my. OH MY. YOU KISSED HIM. LAID A BIG SMOOTH ON THAT PUPPY. Sealed the deal! Hi-five me Kess!

"Hardy har har, I'm not falling for that one. I know you're in my head so thus it would include slapping my own self."

Did you get the Genius trait without me looking?

Big promotion! You are moving on up to achieving your Lifetime Wish. So proud of you. And this outfit is ten times better. It's really adorable, can I borrow it sometime?

"Would you be able to even fit in them?"

...I'm not going to answer that. But I did realize...you are growing up so quickly on me. Like...really fast. Did you know you're birthday is like 13 days away?

"Please don't tell Shark. He thinks i'm 19."

How old is Shark-boy anyways?

*cough*"18"

My little cougar! Little does he know he is dating someone eight years older then him.

He's ENGAGED to someone eight years older than him?! Oh my God! I'm freaking out here Kess! You never told me about this!

"It's actually one of my more embarrassing moments."

Why? You proposed to your boyfriend and you're soon going to be married. What's to be embarrassed about?

"Just look at the next picture, lady..."

DEEEE-NIED.

"Must we really get into this?"

Well first tell me what were his reasons? Why'd he shoot down your absolute perfect little self?

"He has another girlfriend."

:O oh heck no.

Is Kessa ever going to find a man who isn't already taken?

Jobs and Babies

First, I just want to thank every one who is reading and enjoying! I love hearing your thoughts!

"You know they only like it because it stars me, and I'm just the kind of girl everyone likes."

But without me, you wouldn't even be here. You'd still be a nobody living in Riverview with your parents. Terminally single and still annoying. With me here though, at least you might get married.

"I'm calling Sinbad..."

He's not going to answer, like he does every time you call him! I'm pretty sure he has a girlfriend now.

"W-what? Who! I'll kill her!"

Mary Baker, lots of people have seen them kanoodling in town.

"This isn't over. Everyone in Twinbrook will know not to mess with my man or any of my future children's future spouses!"

...Can we get on with this? You can rant to me later about all of it.

"Yeah, sorry..."

So the next day was Kessa's first day at the salon, I was really excited about it until I saw the awful uniform they made her wear. It's like, she's suppose to be a stylist should she look some what stylish?

"It wasn't that bad, and I really wouldn't prefer getting hair clippings and make up on nice clothes every day. I don't even have a washer and dryer."

That's why they have the laundromat. It's not that important, the outfit just made me laugh and feel bad for you.

"You are the worst,"

:D

"OH MY LLAMAS."

I know, that poor lady back there.

"Is she not wearing a shirt?! Who does that! Did I move to Strange Town?"

Sadly no, I don't know why but every sim woman wants to walk around topless ever since I mysteriously downloaded naked body parts.

*snicker* "You did what?"

It's not my fault, I downloaded some outfits and...along with them came naked parts. It really disturbs me, especially since I can't seem to un-download them.

"I feel really good about wearing this drab gray outfit now. I could have been stuck with topless-ness. How mortifying! It looks like she doesn't even care."

Yeah, you can only imagine what happened when Sim's started having babies. The girl babies all tried to fit into this topless ness, and no pants and these awful go-go boots! Morphed babies. It was such a struggle. But I got the boots to disappear and now everything seems to be normal.

"Except for the fact that women are marching around town...topless..."

Except for that. But really this photo wasn't about the creepy topless woman, it's about the man in the shades; Kessa's first client. You know, he is an eligable bachelor...I'm placing him on the ballot of "People Who Might Marry Kessa".

"WHAT! NO! Clark Peddler is a moocher and a creepy looking man. I'll take Goodwin before I marry Clark!"

I think I just scared you into committing yourself to Goodwin. I win.

"Clark was never a possible suitor was he? Even for a split second?"

Actually he was. Since Sinbad won't even call you and Goodwin is having a baby--

"He's having a what?!"

A baby, Kess. Just like you will one day. Just, not with him.

"This is an outrage. Goodwin was plan B for me and now plan B is gone and plan A is on the rocks...my genes will never get passed down will they!"

Shhh, it's going to be alright. Sinbad is...still unfortunately an option so we won't stop trying for him. You keep distracting me Kessa, I'm trying to talk about your first client. SO, Clark wanted a look to make him seem for rich for a buisness promotion, so Kessa shopped and shopped and finally found a few good suits and got rid of those awful cop-shades and styled his hair more hipper..? Who cares, Kessa got paid and the client seemed pleased.

"It was really tough to style him, I didn't think I'd ever be styling guys but I guess that comes with the job. Some guys are fruity."

Like always, Kessa called Sinbad when she got home but this time...surprise, surprise...he answered. She immediately invited him over. This was her time to strike.

"Am I a cobra now?"

Hmmm...scaly, evil, sneaky animal. The description seems to fit right on the line.

"If I'm a cobra that means I can swallow you in one bite! So fear me dear Voice in my head!"

One, that's an Anaconda, and two, if you want a cobra to eat me, he'll have to eat you first to get to me.

"Darn loopholes."

So Sinbad came over swiftly and Kessa didn't want him to see her drab apartment so they went outside. Sinbad was acting really sketchy and that's when he blurted out he had a girlfriend.

"It still makes me sad..."

It was that Mary Baker. And knowing Kessa she was like, I don't care about your girlfriend and was really pushy.

"Hey! I was feeling sad and desperate! I want Sinbad!"

Can I finish talking about your conversation, please?

...

I wrote down their conversation so I'm just going to write it here. Don't be mad at me for this Kessa! The people had to know...

Sinbad: "Kessa, I think you're a really cute sweet girl but, I don't know..."

Kessa: "Don't know what? Don't know if you can leave that old Mary for someone your age? And ten times prettier?"

S: "Kess, it's not like that...Mary...she's pregnant."

K: "What? What? You've got to be kidding me!"

S: "She's already three months, and I want to be there for her. It's not like you and I were ever really anything anyways. I just felt I should tell you so you don't waste your life chasing after me. I need to be with the mother of my baby and you need a man who is fully committed to you."

I'm really sorry, Kessa. I know that sucked.

"Yeah...i'll bounce back soon enough. Maybe Clark Peddler is free?"

You have standards. But don't loose all hope...


"Oh my word! Who is that hunk of a man?"

Haha! Kessa and you will all have to wait to find out who this adorable boy is and why he is here....