Jobs and Babies

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"You know they only like it because it stars me, and I'm just the kind of girl everyone likes."

But without me, you wouldn't even be here. You'd still be a nobody living in Riverview with your parents. Terminally single and still annoying. With me here though, at least you might get married.

"I'm calling Sinbad..."

He's not going to answer, like he does every time you call him! I'm pretty sure he has a girlfriend now.

"W-what? Who! I'll kill her!"

Mary Baker, lots of people have seen them kanoodling in town.

"This isn't over. Everyone in Twinbrook will know not to mess with my man or any of my future children's future spouses!"

...Can we get on with this? You can rant to me later about all of it.

"Yeah, sorry..."

So the next day was Kessa's first day at the salon, I was really excited about it until I saw the awful uniform they made her wear. It's like, she's suppose to be a stylist should she look some what stylish?

"It wasn't that bad, and I really wouldn't prefer getting hair clippings and make up on nice clothes every day. I don't even have a washer and dryer."

That's why they have the laundromat. It's not that important, the outfit just made me laugh and feel bad for you.

"You are the worst,"

:D

"OH MY LLAMAS."

I know, that poor lady back there.

"Is she not wearing a shirt?! Who does that! Did I move to Strange Town?"

Sadly no, I don't know why but every sim woman wants to walk around topless ever since I mysteriously downloaded naked body parts.

*snicker* "You did what?"

It's not my fault, I downloaded some outfits and...along with them came naked parts. It really disturbs me, especially since I can't seem to un-download them.

"I feel really good about wearing this drab gray outfit now. I could have been stuck with topless-ness. How mortifying! It looks like she doesn't even care."

Yeah, you can only imagine what happened when Sim's started having babies. The girl babies all tried to fit into this topless ness, and no pants and these awful go-go boots! Morphed babies. It was such a struggle. But I got the boots to disappear and now everything seems to be normal.

"Except for the fact that women are marching around town...topless..."

Except for that. But really this photo wasn't about the creepy topless woman, it's about the man in the shades; Kessa's first client. You know, he is an eligable bachelor...I'm placing him on the ballot of "People Who Might Marry Kessa".

"WHAT! NO! Clark Peddler is a moocher and a creepy looking man. I'll take Goodwin before I marry Clark!"

I think I just scared you into committing yourself to Goodwin. I win.

"Clark was never a possible suitor was he? Even for a split second?"

Actually he was. Since Sinbad won't even call you and Goodwin is having a baby--

"He's having a what?!"

A baby, Kess. Just like you will one day. Just, not with him.

"This is an outrage. Goodwin was plan B for me and now plan B is gone and plan A is on the rocks...my genes will never get passed down will they!"

Shhh, it's going to be alright. Sinbad is...still unfortunately an option so we won't stop trying for him. You keep distracting me Kessa, I'm trying to talk about your first client. SO, Clark wanted a look to make him seem for rich for a buisness promotion, so Kessa shopped and shopped and finally found a few good suits and got rid of those awful cop-shades and styled his hair more hipper..? Who cares, Kessa got paid and the client seemed pleased.

"It was really tough to style him, I didn't think I'd ever be styling guys but I guess that comes with the job. Some guys are fruity."

Like always, Kessa called Sinbad when she got home but this time...surprise, surprise...he answered. She immediately invited him over. This was her time to strike.

"Am I a cobra now?"

Hmmm...scaly, evil, sneaky animal. The description seems to fit right on the line.

"If I'm a cobra that means I can swallow you in one bite! So fear me dear Voice in my head!"

One, that's an Anaconda, and two, if you want a cobra to eat me, he'll have to eat you first to get to me.

"Darn loopholes."

So Sinbad came over swiftly and Kessa didn't want him to see her drab apartment so they went outside. Sinbad was acting really sketchy and that's when he blurted out he had a girlfriend.

"It still makes me sad..."

It was that Mary Baker. And knowing Kessa she was like, I don't care about your girlfriend and was really pushy.

"Hey! I was feeling sad and desperate! I want Sinbad!"

Can I finish talking about your conversation, please?

...

I wrote down their conversation so I'm just going to write it here. Don't be mad at me for this Kessa! The people had to know...

Sinbad: "Kessa, I think you're a really cute sweet girl but, I don't know..."

Kessa: "Don't know what? Don't know if you can leave that old Mary for someone your age? And ten times prettier?"

S: "Kess, it's not like that...Mary...she's pregnant."

K: "What? What? You've got to be kidding me!"

S: "She's already three months, and I want to be there for her. It's not like you and I were ever really anything anyways. I just felt I should tell you so you don't waste your life chasing after me. I need to be with the mother of my baby and you need a man who is fully committed to you."

I'm really sorry, Kessa. I know that sucked.

"Yeah...i'll bounce back soon enough. Maybe Clark Peddler is free?"

You have standards. But don't loose all hope...


"Oh my word! Who is that hunk of a man?"

Haha! Kessa and you will all have to wait to find out who this adorable boy is and why he is here....