Monday, July 12, 2010

Meet the Baby

"Shark thought I was crying from the pain but I was definitely in tears from the fact that it happened to me. I was shirtless and I couldn't change it."

I swear on my life Kessa that will never happen again. It really angered me because baby bump shots were pretty much non-existent. I really need to find and get rid of the evil topless-ness! So you and your shirtless self and Shark hopped in a cab and raced to the hospital where you promptly gave birth. Aww!

Name: Olivia James
Generation: 2
Traits: Clumsy, Virtuoso.
Favorites: Latin music, fish and chips, and the color blue.

She's so precious. Virtuoso, she's gonna want to be a little rock star when she's older!

"Of course she is precious, she is my child."

If baby Olivia could talk I bet that she would say that she was she was mine. Maybe even Shark would say the same thing.

"Shark actually finds you quite weird so I don't think that's his train of thought."


Demonic much?

"I hate bad angles."

You look like you're about to eat your baby! Like Megan Fox in Jennifer's Body. Except...she didn't eat babies, she ate boys. Same deal. You're creepy and I don't quite trust you with Olivia. I have my eye on you. And Shark...mmmm.


Aww! Shark and Olivia. He's so good with her. And never gives a creepy demonic look while holding her.
He also got a promotion in his job, I don't remember the name but all that counts is he's moving up the ladder!



"Kessa thinks I'm crazy but I'm pretty sure she's already pregnant again."

That does kind of seem skeptical, Shark-boy. I mean, she's not showing and she doesn't really have any signs.

"A man just knows."

The saying a woman just knows. But alright, I can dig it...But I feel like it's not that likely.

"You just wait, lady,"


"Who's he?"

You know who that is! It's Goodwin.

"What kind of name is Goodwin?"

...The good kind? I don't know. Why don't you remember him? He was one of the first people you met in Twinbrook.

"I have no recollection of this man but whatever you say. Why is he here?"

It wasn't really stated. I think he wanted to meet your baby or something. (Kessa really had no idea who this guy was when he showed up and Shark didn't know him either so I was like..wtf?)

"He scared me. But he told me something about Clark Peddler, my first client."

What?

"Clark's having a baby! Looks like my styling not only boosted his job but got him a wife and now a kid. I'm so amazing."

I'm so proud of you.

So now the question is, is Shark secretly harboring the insane trait or did he really foresee Kessa being pregnant again?

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