"You will not believe what Shark just told me!"
He still on that you're pregnant rant?
"No this is about Sinbad. But before I tell you I must say, I don't want to hear about Sinbad anymore! Both of you think I care so much but I barely remember that Spike wanna be. Anyways, I guess Shark's grandma Marigold is dating him."
Oh wow. He...really like those older ladies.
"Yeah, I just thought you would enjoy hearing that. But back to Shark constantly telling me I'm pregnant. He was right."
Definitely going to make Shark look into the physic career! How crazy is that! (Shark really did know she was pregnant before her. Right after they tried for a baby he had a want to rub her belly and talk to it. Shark is just the perfect husband *happy sigh*)
"This is all just so crazy, we just had Olivia and now another one is on the way. And I miss going to work all the time, I'm just stuck drawing at my table, changing diapers while Shark gets to go out and I'm just home. I want to go to work!"
I doubt Shark thinks that, I bet he'd prefer to be a stay at home dad but he brings in a daily income and especially since another little Kessa is coming we need that. You guys have like four thousand on hand. But hey, you got a promotion from at home sketches so you just need to take what you get.
"I know, I know. Just after this one I'm hiring a baby sitter and going straight back to work!"
I heard babysitters have a tendency to steal the kids.
"Well if they want to take a screaming, stinky, little bundle of joy home for themselves, more power to them."
And you wonder why it's hard to trust you with Olivia.
"You are rude,"
You love it, Kessy.
"That's Shark's nick name for me. You are NOT allowed to use it."
"Can we talk about this when I'm--AAAAHH!--not in labor!?"
Yes, yes. Go! Give birth to your beautiful child! While you leave poor Olivia to have her birthday all alone...to grow up scared and confused. 'Where's momma?'
"SHUT UP!"
Oh, that's right. It's Olivia. This was what I was talking about, deformed children. I'm curious as to why it didn't show up as a baby but I'll never know with this ridiculousness.
Thank God, Kessa didn't see this...
"But I did! My poor Olivia! Can this be fixed?"
We just have to have good thoughts about it.
Ugh...Kess what are you holding?
"I'm holding Tegan."
I don't see this..."Tegan" character.
"Do we have to talk about this?"
I'd like to know why you are holding nothing in your arms. Oh no...no...she has The Invisible Baby syndrome :O No!
"No!"
"NO!"
Will Olivia ever get a normal body and will we ever get to see the darling Tegan?
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