Fairytale Ending?

So if I remember, we left off with this pretty little boy. Who is he you ask? None other than Shark Racket. He has a sketchy family but he seems nothing but good hearted. And Shark was all too pleased when Kessa stopped him on his afternoon jog.

"He's so sexy."

I think we can all agree on that. But after Sinbad I don't want to you to go throwing yourself at some boy.

"Too late."

You took him to your house to seduce him! I knew that whole innocent act was a phony!

"I did not! I merely wanted some one on one time without standing on the streets. I don't want the whole town knowing my buisness."

Or were you just afraid you'd see Sinbad?

"Sinbad is a thing of my past now, I don't care what he sees or how he feels about it."

Good girl. I see your emotions have changed from our earlier conversation.

"I am resilient."

Well little Shark-boy here seems to be making moves on you. Oooo! Hm, as time goes on I am beginning to like this one. Hopefully you won't chase him away.

"Shark-boy? Really now? Is that just made up or were you taking it from a certain movie starring the wolf guy?"

I stumbled upon the name by accident. I was...how you say "fawning" over that boy and I then remembered that cute little movie he was in and yada-yada-yada I couldn't pass it up. Shark-boy!

"Am I suppose to be Lava-girl?"

I guess. Makes sense because Lava-girl annoyed the boinkers out of me.

Oh my. Oh my. OH MY. YOU KISSED HIM. LAID A BIG SMOOTH ON THAT PUPPY. Sealed the deal! Hi-five me Kess!

"Hardy har har, I'm not falling for that one. I know you're in my head so thus it would include slapping my own self."

Did you get the Genius trait without me looking?

Big promotion! You are moving on up to achieving your Lifetime Wish. So proud of you. And this outfit is ten times better. It's really adorable, can I borrow it sometime?

"Would you be able to even fit in them?"

...I'm not going to answer that. But I did realize...you are growing up so quickly on me. Like...really fast. Did you know you're birthday is like 13 days away?

"Please don't tell Shark. He thinks i'm 19."

How old is Shark-boy anyways?

*cough*"18"

My little cougar! Little does he know he is dating someone eight years older then him.

He's ENGAGED to someone eight years older than him?! Oh my God! I'm freaking out here Kess! You never told me about this!

"It's actually one of my more embarrassing moments."

Why? You proposed to your boyfriend and you're soon going to be married. What's to be embarrassed about?

"Just look at the next picture, lady..."

DEEEE-NIED.

"Must we really get into this?"

Well first tell me what were his reasons? Why'd he shoot down your absolute perfect little self?

"He has another girlfriend."

:O oh heck no.

Is Kessa ever going to find a man who isn't already taken?