It Happened To Me

I forgot to put Shark's stat's up last post :/ wah wah.

Name: Shark James (formerly known as Shark Racket)

Generation: 1, Founder's spouse

Lifetime Wish: Heartbreaker

Traits: Flirty, Great Kisser, Hot-Headed, Athletic, Charismatic

Favorites: Soulful music, hamburgers hot off the grill and the color red. Which is why if he ever says anything he will be in red.

"Shark never told me..."

Told you what Kess?

"His lifetime wish. Heartbreaker!? What kind of fast one does he think he's trying to pull!"

Yeah...I didn't really want to be the one to tell you but I thought he said something. And I was kind of flipping through his black book and found a few girls names with hearts next to them.

"I...I can't believe this. I'm having this liars kid!"

"Kessy, listen to me."

"Why is he here?"

You guys need to talk this out. Shark-boy, just tell her what you told me.

"Kess I was a different man before I met you. Yeah I had a few girlfriends before you but isn't the only thing that matters is that I chose you? I love you Kess, and when I get the time I'll call those girls and tell them its over. And maybe we can get my lifetime wish changed."

"...That'd be nice."

Awww, Shark-boy! I luff you.

You might be wondering why Shark-boy is running into this building while that creepy girl just stands there and never moved. Well, Shark thought it was best to get a steady job as a Playground Moniter to bring in some more money. So sweet.

"Yeah, with me not being able to work with the pregnancy he wanted to pitch in. Plus he felt that once he gets promoted enough he can hassle his old school teachers."

Its a win-win.

You're so fat.

"Yeah, it's grossing me out too."

"Do you guys not see the beauty and amazingness of pregnancy?"

I'm pretty sure the only thing we're seeing is the fat.

*nods* "And now it's hard to sleep. And I'm so freaking hungry all the time. Can this baby leave now?"

So guess what I found out while you were drawing green pants?

"You're going to tell me even if I say I don't want to know, aren't you?"

Sinbad and Mary are divorced.

"Oh my...Oh my...Why would you tell me this?"

I don't know...I think it's kinda funny.

"You have some sick humor, lady! Ow.."

What? What's happening?

"I heard yelling, what's going on!"

"I think I'm going into labor."

Before I end this I would like to note I do realize Kessa is shirtless. She caught the awful topless bug. It disturbed the both of us and made it really hard to get any pregnancy pictures, that's why there was two. But yes, will Kessa get to throw on a shirt before she heads to the hospital? And is this beautiful baby going to be a girl or boy?

"Please note that this can happen to anyone, anyone can get the topless bug. Don't feel afraid. There is help. It happened to me, and it can happen to you."