Shark-boy!

Kessy-boo I think you have some news to shaaaaree!

"We're just going to start off like that?"

Of course its the biggest news ever!

"Fine...soon after that whole denial-engagement thing...Shark broke up with his girlfriend Collette Dette...for me."

Woooo wooo woo! And you didn't even ask him too! (Shark actually broke up with Collette later that day of meeting Kessa, before they were even flirty with each other. I love Shark-boy)

"Sooo, when he showed up later that week I couldn't help myself and asked him again."

Look at the smug look on your face. It's all "Yeeaaahh, get all giddy Shark-boy." Gosh I love you two.

Yaaaayyy for marriage! But that was really fast. Didn't want to wait for the honeymoon any longer, aye? ;D

"Actually I just didn't want him to have any time to realize that he didn't want to marry me."

That reason works for me too.

WOOOO-HOOO! Literally.

"Oh my God I can't believe you were watching us! And even worse took a picture!"

Oh calm down, I accidentally looked in. I didn't stay any longer than enough time to snap a photo for our viewers.

"I'm gonna be sick."

Kess?

"What's wrong with her?"

S-Shark-boy? When did you get here?

"I heard my wife puking and I got a little worried and came out here. Is everything alright?"

"Ughh...I'm alright Shark. At least for now. I think. I have had the worst stomach bug for so long now."

Oh my goodness, Kessa what if you have the Swine Flu?

"Oh my llamas what if I do? Shark can we go to to the doctor's?"

"Of course Kessy."

You are so sweet, Shark...mmm...Ughm. Right. This is serious, people die from this! I had a friend in the hospital from this pig flu. I hope you're alright.

"Oh my llamas."

What's wrong? Kess? Are you going to die on me! But you just got married, you have a whole life ahead of you! A man who loves you! Wait...if you die then...Shark's single...and I'm single...

"Jeeze, lady. Will you just look at the next picture?"

Oh sweet apple pie I didn't even think of that. You Kessa James are pregnant.