Two Birthdays and Two Promotions

Happy birthday, Olivia! Beautiful little Livy grew up with the trait Neurotic. She's going to be interesting to deal with. Can't believe she's growing up already. So this time, I was the one who was kind of forgetful and I never took a picture of what she looked like as a child.

"Haha,"

It wasn't my fault, you were doing something foolish in the other room and I had to put an end to it. So really, this is all on you.

"You're just looking for another reason to be mean to me. But this isn't my fault at all."

You're always try to steal the lime-light from your kids. When you die are you going to continue to annoy me with your thoughts?

"I was thinking about it."

Shark got another promotion and he is now a Elementary School Teacher, he is such an over-achiever. But now he needs to hone the 'Charisma' trait to get any further.

"He's a natural at it though so it shouldn't even be a problem for him."

Don't boast about him, Kessa.

"Why not? You do all the time."

Because I said so. Now go draw something.

Look how obedient you are! Now, stand up, Kessy! Stand up!

"Shush your mouth. I have to work and you are distracting me!"

Oh that's right, you're trying to get another promotion.

"Yes, I just got to Houndstooth Soothsayer. Whatever the crap that means. But Shark and I really need to expand the house, we all feel so crowded so we're both trying to work hard and make enough to finish everything."

I know, Jeeze. You talk like I'm not inside your head or something. Oh, that reminds me. What the crap did you ask Shark for?

"I thought you were inside my head?"

I ugh...it's ugh...shut up!

So soon after Olivia's birthday came Tegan's, she got a hair cut and grew up with the trait Inappropriate. What are with these crazy traits, Kess? Hmm?

"No comment."

I can only imagine they're coming from your side of the family.

"Ugh...s-so another birthday, lady?"

Nice way to avoid the topic. But yes, we have a birthday every other day. I hope they stop soon.

"Are you secretly hoping that the whole family dies soon? Would that not defeat your whole 'legacy' thing you're doing?"

No it wouldn't because I'm just hoping you'll die. You've already done your part and brought me two possible heirs...I could kill you right now if I wanted!

"When I am silenced, you are silenced."

Actually my dear, Kessa. When you are silenced I then move to the heir. Hopefully Olivia and Tegan enjoy my company more than you have. I will be around forever...

"You are so creepy."