Starting Off

Welcome to the James' Legacy! This will follow Kessa James as she tries to find a spouse, have children and try to get to ten generations of little James'. So let's get started, shall we?

This is our founder, Kessa. She's a...real gem huh?

Generation: 1, Founder

Lifetime Wish: Fashion Phenomenon

Traits: Neat, Vegetarian, Artistic, Charismatic, and Ambitious

Favorites: Indie music, Mac and Cheese, and the color Turquoise. She also enjoys being late for work, and making her bed before doing anything. Even if she's about to pee herself.

"I'm outraged! Could you have not chosen a better picture of me? And it's not my fault you gave me the neat trait."

You are the most difficult girl in the world to get a good picture of. You're either not looking at the camera, in a very small room or you have this blank cow-eating-grass stare. I was looking for something interesting.

And you could choose to not be so neat. Leave the bed unmade sometimes, live a little.

"So you take a picture of me while I'm choking? I almost died. I will live a little once I don't have to talk to you. When do I get a husband again? I need someone to hate you with."

You were going to be fine. I'm trying to tell your story here. I can add more embarrassing pictures if you'd like. Sound alright, Kess?

You'll get a husband when someone gives up all hopes and dreams of marrying a nice girl.

"It's safe to say you and I are off to a bad start."

So as soon as Kessa settled in at her new house she went straight to the salon and talked to one of the stylist, Anna-Liza Riddle.

"Aw, she was really nice. Even though I had no experience she told me I could start the next day."

She just felt sorry for you.

Then Kessa decided she wanted to make-over someone at that instant, and the only other person there was Cho Sonwhun, the tattoo artist.

"She was in some desperate need of a makeover. Do you see her outfit? But it was all okay because I made her look fab-u-lous!"

I will admit, you did alright with her. But you didn't get paid at all. And money's what we're looking for if you want to expand the little box you're living in.

And after the make-over Cho and Kessa were talking about the neighborhood and all the opportunities around Twinbrook.

"Were you even listening? We were talking about all the hotties here."

Alright, the neighborhood and all the hotties. I guess that makes sense that right after you stalked the town to find the two she was telling you about.

"I wasn't stalking! I was just trying to be a little forward. Guy's like that."

I'm really sure about that.

"Sinbad!"

These were the two lovely gentlemen she was stalking, Sinbad Rotter and Goodwin Goode. I was all about Goodwin he had the perfect traits for a husband.

"It's all about Sinbad! He's all tall, tough and tattooed."

That's not what you need in a man, Kessa. Goodwin is the one for you, he's sweet, kind, and brave. I'm sure once your married you can persuade him to get a tattoo.

"What? Angel wings?"

No, you have that, remember? That big ol' piece of art on your back. Whatever, it's not up for discussion. Goodwin is who you'll marry.

"But look at Sinbad! Look at his swagger! I could do so much with him. I'm thinking bleach blonde hair, getting rid of that choker. Maybe a trench coat."

What are you going to try and make him into? Spike from Buffy?

"Shhh...let's keep it a secret from him."

It doesn't matter, you're marrying his roommate. Goodwin, Goodwin!

You guys look so cute together.

"I look really skinny here."

Goodwin already has bleach blonde hair. And he's tough, he's going to become a police officer!

"Were you saying something? I was still staring at that picture of Sinbad back there."

You are hopeless.

Here she is talking to Sinbad about himself. Obvious much?

"Shut up. If I want to marry him I have to compliment him."

If you want to marry him you need to get him in bed.

"I am OUTRAGED. It's called holding that V-Card for marriage."

This legacy will end before it has even began if were going in this direction. But whatever, your choice, Kessa.

"HER! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SHOWING HER FACE HERE!"

Was I just not suppose to talk about our first burglar ever?! In the history of my Sims 3 Career?!

"I would have preferred that! I mean she stole both of my chairs! And those stupid police never came so I had to call a SECOND time!"

Yeah, I noticed that police/firemen really like to take their sweet time in an emergency. But you got your chairs back so just calm down.

"AHA! She got what she deserved! Locked up for life!"

I'm not even sure she's stayed a whole fourty-eight hours.

"I'm going to go have a word with the police academy."

You do that, sweetie. But I'm going to end this chapter here, seeing as Kessa has gotten riled up and this has already long. So I leave you with the robbery, and questions. Will Kessa get her way and marry Sinbad? Or will I get to keep control and she'll marry Mr. Goode?

"SINBAD!"